- [Brody enters the swami's shop]
- Bugs Bunny: Enter, O seeker of knowledge.
- [a sandbag swings down and hits Brody in the head]
- Bugs Bunny: That's you, fathead!
- [first lines]
- Bugs Bunny: This is the famous Brooklyn Bridge. 133 feet high, 1,500 feet long. Contains hundreds of miles of cable. From it, Steve Brody made his sensational leap into the East River.
- Old Man: [chuckling] What in tarnation did he do that for?
- Bugs Bunny: I'm glad you asked that, friend. It happened in 1886, when Steve Brody had a terrific run of luck...
- [laughs]
- Bugs Bunny: ... all bad! Then one day, an idea - he needed a good luck charm. But what? Right, a rabbit's foot! But where to find a rabbit in the big city? Nope, nowhere. He must go back to the woods, to the forest primeval; to Flatbush. And there he found the object of his search: a rabbit.
- Bugs Bunny: Eh, what's up, Doc?
- Steve Brody: Sorry, Mac. Me luck's run out, and I gotta have a good luck charm - and you're it!
- Bugs Bunny: Now wait a minute, Doc. Let's not be hasty. Rabbit's feet ain't lucky.
- Steve Brody: No?
- Bugs Bunny: No, look at the life rabbits lead. Dogs, hunters, hasenpfeffer... these rabbit's feet never brought me any luck.
- [last lines]
- Bugs Bunny: And that's why Steve Brody jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge. Anything more you want to know?
- Old Man: Nope. That's enough, son. I'll buy it.
- [Old man hands Bugs a bundle of money as he winks at the camera]
- Bugs Bunny: Here's your answer: the stars. When was you born?
- Steve Brody: I don't remember; I was pretty young then...
- Bugs Bunny: Never mind.
- [Spins astrological chart like a roulette]
- Bugs Bunny: Round and round she goes, there's a winner every time! Watch your numbers, please. And it stops on Lobo, the sign of the wolf. There's the answer; unlucky at cards? You must be lucky in love. Oh, you kid! 23 skidoo! Chicken inspector!
- Steve Brody: [sheepishly] Oh, gosh...
- Bugs Bunny: You should strive for "l'amour", as we swamis say. Now go on out and knock 'em dead!
- Steve Brody: [What looks like a woman drops her handkerchief on the ground. Steve Brody picks it up] Ahem
- Bugs Bunny: Oh you masher! Cad! Ruffian! HELP! POLICE!
- [a police officer clubs Steve Brody on the head]
- Steve Brody: Oh boy.
- [Walks by Bugs]
- Steve Brody: Hey you! What kind of flower is that?
- Bugs Bunny: It's a carnation, Doc! Why?
- Steve Brody: Come on! You're me mascot, see? You've got to influence these dice.
- [inside the pool hall Bugs shakes the dice during a card game using a variety of nonsensical yammering]
- Steve Brody: Hey, I lost.
- Bugs Bunny: Well, even us mascots have got to warm up a little. Here, on these I'm practically invaluable.
- [Bugs pulls the lever on the one armed bandit after which it shoots out lemons]
- Steve Brody: Hey, you ain't no luck charm you!
- Short Bartender: At it again, eh, Brody. I'll have to call the bouncer. Hey Gorilla!
- [a snarling gorilla pushes his way out the door and proceeds to beat Steve Brody up]
- Short Bartender: [a lot of thumping is heard from the outside of the bar. Steve Brody is thrown out of the bar in a heap on the curb. A dog walks past Brody and decides to kiss him but instead the dog walks off in disgust]
- Steve Brody: Okay... I know you've got a mess of dough here. Let me have it!
- Bugs Bunny: If you insist. Grandma's Happy Home Bakery is glad to oblige.
- [Bugs drops a mess of dough on top of Steve Brody's head and he bakes in the oven and comes out looking like a pie]
- Bugs Bunny: What a Tarara Goon Dee Ay.
- Steve Brody: Hey you're that rabbit that sent me... That sent me? Oh no it couldn't be.
- Bugs Bunny: [disguised as a good luck charm] What's up, Doc?
- Bugs Bunny: [disguised as the fair damesel] What's up, Doc?
- Bugs Bunny: [disguised as the Swammi] What's up...
- Steve Brody: I know don't tell me? What's up, Doc? Rabbits! Everybody's turning into rabbits. Aw, come on Brody. Get a hold of yourself. You ain't a rabbit.
- [Steve looks in the mirror and sees Bugs' reflection in the mirror]
- Steve Brody: What's up, Doc? What's up, Doc? What's up, Doc? Please officer! You've gotta help me. I'm flipping me lid. Everybody's turning into rabbits.
- Bugs Bunny: What's all this about rabbits, Doc?
- [Steve Brody then jumps off the Brooklyn Bridge]