- Pamela Dickson: Why did you marry him if she out knew from the start that it'd be nothing but beer and women?
- Mrs. Coot: Hampstead Heath on a bank holiday I suppose.
- Pamela Dickson: You were infatuated!
- Mrs. Coot: I was no such thing. I might have had one or two, but not enough to make me as careless as all that!