Love Happy (1949)

Leon Belasco: Mr. Lyons

Quotes 

• Faustino the Great : How long you study music?

  Mr. Lyons : Fifteen years.

  Faustino the Great : Fifteen. You know, two more years you could've been a plumber?

• Faustino the Great : Nevermind the pianissimo. I'm gonna make it-a very simple for you: we play it allegro pizzicato. That's what-a you call 'em, high-class Carnegie Hall stuff. You know allegro pizzicato?

  Mr. Lyons : No.

  Faustino the Great : You know Jimmy Pizzicato?

  Mr. Lyons : No.

  Faustino the Great : None of the Pizzicatos, uh?

  Mr. Lyons : No.

  Faustino the Great : What DO you know?

  Mr. Lyons : I know pistachio.

  Faustino the Great : Pistachio? Ha! We play it!

  [shrugs] 

• Mr. Lyons : Are you a friend of Mr. Yorkman?

  Faustino the Great : [crossing fingers before him]  Friend? Ha. Max and I are just-a like that - two heads on the same neck.