Fernandel: Don Camillo
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Quotes
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Crocefisso : Where did you get that cigar, Camillo?
Don Camillo : Peppone had two. I think I took it without asking him. You know he believes in equal distribution of wealth.
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[Don Camillo and Peppone have a football match]
Giuseppe 'Peppone' Bottazzi : [to his team] YOU MUST WIN! Or I'll break your heads!
Don Camillo : [to his team] I won't make any threats. I'll just say that if among you there's a rascal who doesn't play to the last drop of his blood, I'll kick his backside into dust.
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Don Camillo : Baptism is not a joke. Baptism...
Jésus : Don't try and explain baptism to ME, I adopted it!
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Don Camillo : The hands are made for blessing... but not the feet.
[kicks Peppone]
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[the town council reviews a schoolteacher's dying request to have a royal flag on her coffin]
Giuseppe 'Peppone' Bottazzi : As the mayor, I can't help but recognize your decision. But as in this town it's not the mayor who's in charge but the Communists, as leader of the Communists I'll tell you that I don't give a damn about your opinion. Mrs. Cristina shall go to the graveyard with the flag she wanted, because I respect more her dead than all of you alive. And if anyone objects, I'll make him fly out of the window! Does the curate have anything to say?
Don Camillo : [smiles] I yield to violence.
