Sailor Beware (1952)

Dean Martin: Al Crowthers

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Quotes 

• Melvin Jones : Why, I was fighting Gene Tierney once, and...

  Al Crowthers : Wait a minute! Don't you mean Gene Tunney?

  Melvin Jones : [shouts]  You fight who you want, I'll fight who I want!

• Melvin Jones : Why d'ya put the bandage on my hand before ya put the gloves on?

  Al Crowthers : So when you hit'm, you won't break your knuckles.

  Melvin Jones : Why don't you put some on my shoes so I won't wear them out from running away from him?

• Al Crowthers : How many fights have ya had all together?

  Melvin Jones : [Talking loudly in a punchy boxer's voice in order to frighten his opponent]  Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah...

  [Al hits him'] 

  Melvin Jones : When ya add 'em up together now, I had 101 fights.

  Al Crowthers : Yup!

  Melvin Jones : Oh, 101! I win 'em all but 100!

• Melvin Jones : You know, women could kill me.

  Al Crowthers : What a way to die.

• Melvin Jones , Al Crowthers : Wasn't that...?

  Al Crowthers : Hetty Button.

• Al Crowthers : I wouldn't let anything happen to you, would I?

  Melvin Jones : We'll soon find out.