- Porky Pig: Now, w-where did I put that screwdriver? I bet I l-left it in the oven.
- [Looks inside oven with a lit match]
- Porky Pig: Ah, h-here it is.
- Daffy Duck: No accidents in the home, eh? You should never use a match to look in the oven.
- Porky Pig: Oh, f-f-fiddlesticks.
- Daffy Duck: You should use a flashlight, like so.
- [Peeks inside oven with flashlight; it explodes]
- Daffy Duck: Must have been a short in my battery.
- Daffy Duck: I just gotta prove this meatball that the home is loaded with pitfalls. Aha, the hall closet.
- [Peeks in closet, which is full to bursting]
- Daffy Duck: Aha, just as I thought. A veritable booby trap. I'll just prime it a little.
- [Adds more stuff, then goes to Porky]
- Daffy Duck: Do you have a tennis racket I could borrow?
- Porky Pig: N-no, I don't.
- Daffy Duck: Hmm. Water skis?
- Porky Pig: Uh-uh.
- Daffy Duck: Golf clubs?
- Porky Pig: N-n-no.
- Daffy Duck: Outrigger canoe?
- Porky Pig: N-n-no, I don't.
- Daffy Duck: Croquet set? Elephant gun? Sidesaddle?
- Porky Pig: N-n-no.
- Daffy Duck: A yo-yo?
- Porky Pig: W-why yes.
- Daffy Duck: Well, where is it?
- Porky Pig: R-right there in the hall closet.
- Daffy Duck: Why didn't you say so in the first place?
- [Runs to hall closet and opens door; all the stuff falls on him; emerges with yo-yo]
- Daffy Duck: Good morning, sir. I represent the Hotfoot Casualty Underwriters Insurance Company of Schenectady.
- Porky Pig: B-b-but I...
- Daffy Duck: As everybody knows, most accidents occur right around the home. A Hot Foot accident policy pays you for any injury incurred in the home.
- Porky Pig: B-b-but I, b-b-but I...
- Daffy Duck: For instance, Hotfoot pays you one million dollars for a black eye.
- Porky Pig: B-but I don't wa... One million dollars for a b-black eye?
- Daffy Duck: Oh, of course, there are a few minor provisions. I'll read it to you.
- [Puts earmuffs on Porky]
- Daffy Duck: "Provided the accident occurs as the result of a stampede of wild elephants in your own living room, on the Fourth of July - of any year - between the hours of 3:55 and 4:00 p.m., during a hailstorm."
- [Removes earmuffs]
- Daffy Duck: Did that come through okay?
- Porky Pig: Why...
- Daffy Duck: All right, just sign here on the dotted line.
- Porky Pig: Oh, b-but I don't want a policy. I n-never have accidents in my home. Now you'll have to excuse me, I have a g-great deal to do today. Good day, sir.
- [escorts Daffy out the door]
- Daffy Duck: Oh, he doesn't have accidents in his home, eh?
- Daffy Duck: [Dazed from all the mishaps he had to endure] I represent the something-or-other insurance company. Could I interest you in an accident policy?
- Porky Pig: Why, c-certainly.
- Daffy Duck: Our policy... What did you say?
- Porky Pig: After w-w-witnessing your unfortunate mishaps about the house, I'm r-ready to sign on the dotted line. T-t-there, now all I have to do to get a million dollars is get a b-black eye.
- Daffy Duck: Provided the accident occurs as the result of a stampede of wild elephants in your own home between 3:55 and 4:00 p.m. on the Fourth of July during a hailstorm.
- [Evil laugh]
- Porky Pig: I kn-kn-knew there'd be a catch to it.
- [Suddenly a pack of elephants stampede into Porky's house]
- Daffy Duck: Stampede of wild elephants!
- [Looks at watch]
- Daffy Duck: 3:57 p.m.!
- [Hears marching music outside; looks at calendar]
- Daffy Duck: Fourth of July!
- [Sticks head out door, is pelted with hailstones]
- Daffy Duck: Hail storm! Oh, no!
- Porky Pig: Oh, yes. A b-b-black eye. Pay me.
- Daffy Duck: Oh, no. It distinctly says "a stampede of wild elephants and one baby zebra."
- [Aside to audience]
- Daffy Duck: I just added that one.
- [Suddenly a baby zebra runs into the living room, trampling Daffy]
- Daffy Duck: And one baby zebra.