The Stooge (1951)

Polly Bergen: Mary Turner Miller

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Quotes 

• [Ted is drunk] 

  Mary Turner : [whispering]  Don't you think Ted has had enough?

  Theodore 'Ted' Rogers : You whisperin' about me?

  Bill Miller : Oh, no. What gives you that idea?

  Theodore 'Ted' Rogers : I don't know. Am I being very extraordinary

  [hiccups] 

  Theodore 'Ted' Rogers : "Extraordinary". That's a funny one.

  [drinks more champagne] 

  Mary Turner : How do you feel?

  Theodore 'Ted' Rogers : I feel very... gling glong. Thank you.

  Bill Miller : Gling glong?

• Mary Turner : I'll turn the covers down.

  Theodore 'Ted' Rogers : She'll turn the covers down.

  Bill Miller : And you'll go right to bed.

  Theodore 'Ted' Rogers : Bed? Ha. What's playin' there?

• Bill Miller : Mrs. Miller, we're going out and celebrating.

  Mary Turner : At this hour?

  Bill Miller : Sure, I'll find a club open, or I'll open one!

  Mary Turner : Now what would people say? A big star seen out in public with his own wife. It's too normal.

  Bill Miller : We'll take Ted along as a chaperone.

  [They kiss. Ted blushes.] 

  Theodore 'Ted' Rogers : Well, I can't help it. It's so romantic.

• Mary Turner : You'll keep on looking out for him, won't you, Leo?

  Leo Lyman : For ten percent, I'd look after my own mother-in-law.