Dangerous When Wet (1953)

Jack Carson: Windy Weebe

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Quotes 

• Katie Higgins : [shouting through the fog]  Windy. Windy!

  Windy Weebe : Katie, where are you?

  Katie Higgins : I'm on a yacht. With a Frenchman.

  Windy Weebe : A Frenchman? Oh, no!

• Windy Weebe : [singing]  Liquapep, If you are desirin' a new vitamin, To make you get fat, Or to make you get thin, To put the old energy back in your step, You'll get your kicker quicker, Drinkin' Liquapep.

• Windy Weebe : Come on to the show anyway, will you? We could have a nice chop suey dinner afterward. What do you say?

• Katie Higgins : Why don't you ask her to move like a gentleman.

  Windy Weebe : That's no gentleman. It's a cow!

• Katie Higgins : Mr. Weebe, I'm in the milk business.

  Windy Weebe : Honey, when you've seen one cow you've seen them all.

• Windy Weebe : Think of the publicity. Endorsements. Personal appearances. A doll like you could make a fortune.

• Windy Weebe : Let's talk about you, honey. You married?

  Katie Higgins : No.

  Windy Weebe : You engaged?

  Katie Higgins : No.

  Windy Weebe : You going steady?

  Katie Higgins : No.

  Windy Weebe : Well, do you think you could go for a fellow like me?

  Katie Higgins : No.

  Windy Weebe : Well, I look better in the dark. Do you mind if I turn off the light?

• Windy Weebe : It'll be the biggest stunt since Washington crossed the Delaware. This Higgins girl's got everything and is she built. I see her climbing out of the water with "Liquapep" plastered on her bathing suit in letters 36 inches around - across.

• Windy Weebe : Gigi, in America, the men do the chasing. The women just sit around and get caught.

  Gigi Mignon : Okay, I will be shy.

• Gigi Mignon : Hey, you are stuck with her.

  Windy Weebe : What do you mean "stuck with her"?

  Gigi Mignon : You like her.

  Windy Weebe : Oh, stuck *on* her.

  Gigi Mignon : Oh. It's too bad she is not stuck on you.

• Windy Weebe : Okay, Colonel. Right, Colonel. Goodbye, Colonel.

  [hangs up the phone] 

  André Lanet : Are you in the Army?

  Windy Weebe : Yeah, the Liquapep Army.

• Windy Weebe : Hey, right over there is a beautiful young lady and she's lonesome. And she's French! She could talk to you in your native tongue.

• André Lanet : You're not getting seasick, are you?

  Windy Weebe : Who me?

  André Lanet : Have another piece of fried chicken.

  Windy Weebe : Don't, don't.

  André Lanet : Now, what is it? You look green.

  Windy Weebe : My mother was Irish.