Dangerous When Wet (1953)

Fernando Lamas: André Lanet

Quotes 

• Katie Higgins : How'd it get so dark?

  André Lanet : The sun went down.

• André Lanet : [singing]  Tres magnifique is Fifi, A word that leaves me awake is Fifi...

• André Lanet : Why does a beautiful girl like you wish to swim the Channel?

  Katie Higgins : I want to buy a bull.

• Windy Weebe : Okay, Colonel. Right, Colonel. Goodbye, Colonel.

  [hangs up the phone] 

  André Lanet : Are you in the Army?

  Windy Weebe : Yeah, the Liquapep Army.

• André Lanet : [referring to the bikini he gave Katie]  French girls wear them all the time.

  Katie Higgins : I don't happen to be French.

  English Waitress : My sister had one. Wore it to Brighton, she did. Oh, she looked beautiful.

  André Lanet : Huh, you see?

  English Waitress : Of course, she was arrested.

• André Lanet : At least you can look at it. It was meant for you. You should wear it. Go ahead, open it. Come on.

  Katie Higgins : Well, I must admit I'm a little curious.

  [opens her present] 

  Katie Higgins : What is it?

  André Lanet : It's a bathing suit!

  Katie Higgins : That?

  André Lanet : Yeah.

  Katie Higgins : Why, that wouldn't even cover - why, I might just as well wear a band-aid as a thing like that.

• Katie Higgins : [referring to the bikini Andre gave her]  How did you now I'd try that thing on?

  André Lanet : Well, you told me you were very curious.

  Katie Higgins : I certainly was. Oh, you should've seen it. It was awful.

  André Lanet : I bet it looked wonderful.

  Katie Higgins : Nobody will ever know, that's for sure.

  André Lanet : No?

• Katie Higgins : Andre, aren't you interested in my problems?

  André Lanet : No, I have problems of my own.

  Katie Higgins : What problems could you possibly have? Really, now.

  André Lanet : [singing]  In my wildest dreams, I never thought we'd meet, I never knew how sweet, You'd be, Believe me, In my wildest dreams...

• André Lanet : You're not getting seasick, are you?

  Windy Weebe : Who me?

  André Lanet : Have another piece of fried chicken.

  Windy Weebe : Don't, don't.

  André Lanet : Now, what is it? You look green.

  Windy Weebe : My mother was Irish.

• André Lanet : He's so sentimental. He wants us to drink a toast.

  Joubert : Oui!

  Katie Higgins : To what?

  André Lanet : Success.

  Katie Higgins : Yours or mine?

• André Lanet : How about some nice, nice coffee?

  Katie Higgins : Coffee? Oh, my, no. Coffee's a stimulant.

  André Lanet : Well, you don't need that.