Loose Loot (1953)

Shemp Howard: Shemp

Quotes 

• Shemp : [Noticing the bent point on the sword after he jabs Slipp in the buttocks with it]  That guy must have iron in his blood.

• Shemp : [Moe is ready to throw a vase into Slipp's head where an apple Shemp places is on his head]  Knock the apple off this gentleman's head and win a free ride on the merry-go-round. Heave it, now. Throw it at the old...

  [Moe miscalculates his throw and the vase hits Shemp's head, instead] 

  Shemp : A bulls-eye in reverse. Well, applesauce!

  [He mashes the apple onto Slipp's head] 

• Icabod Slipp : [Shemp has locked Slipp's head through the hole of the dressing room door with a chair]  Hey, get me outta here!

  Shemp : Can't you get outta there?

  Icabod Slipp : How can I? Of course not!

  Shemp : [laughs, to Larry]  That's all I want to know!

  [he and Larry start slapping Slipp's face and pulling his nose] 

• Shemp : [to Slipp when fighting with swords]  I'll fill you full of holes like a Swiss cheese!