The Long, Long Trailer (1954)
Desi Arnaz: Nicholas Carlos Collini
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Quotes
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Tacy Collini : You didn't let me finish. I was trying to tell you to turn left. What I was trying to say is 'you turn right here left.'
Nicholas Carlos Collini : Turn right here left?
Tacy Collini : Exactly.
Nicholas Carlos Collini : Have you any conception how much room it takes to turn this thing around? We may have to go on for miles.
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Nicholas Carlos Collini : It's a fine thing when you come home to your home and your home is gone!
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Tacy Collini : Get that check back. I was going to get us a deepfreeze.
Nicholas Carlos Collini : [gesturing to the in-laws staring coldly at them] You're getting a deepfreeze right now. Look at those faces.
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Nicholas Carlos Collini : Been married long?
Mr. Tewitt : About 31 years.
Nicholas Carlos Collini : Have many fights?
Mr. Tewitt : Nope.
Nicholas Carlos Collini : Then take my advice: don't buy a trailer.
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Tacy Collini : What happened?
Nicholas Carlos Collini : Oh nothing, I just cracked my skull.
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Nicholas Carlos Collini : [narrating] It was a matter of what would give out first: me or the money.
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Tacy Collini : Were the trailer repairs expensive?
Nicholas Carlos Collini : No more than a room at the Ritz.
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Tacy Collini : [as they are packing up the trailer for the honeymoon] Honey, I told you to put your clothes in the hall closet!
Nicholas Carlos Collini : [in a heavy accent] Well, the hall closet is full of your things.
[sounds like "thins"]
Tacy Collini : Oh. Oh, well, put your thins there temporarily. Now come on.