Bud Abbott: Pete Patterson
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Quotes
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Bud Abbott aka Peter Patterson : I overheard Doctor Zoomer say he needed a couple of men to accompany his mummy back to the States.
Lou Costello aka Freddie Franklin : Is she afraid to travel by herself?
Bud Abbott aka Peter Patterson : She? No, Lou. This mummy is a he. What's wrong with that? Some mummies are men, some mummies are women.
Lou Costello aka Freddie Franklin : Such a strange country.
Bud Abbott aka Peter Patterson : What's strange about it Lou?
Lou Costello aka Freddie Franklin : Your mummy, your mummy. Wasn't she a woman?
Bud Abbott aka Peter Patterson : I never had a mummy.
Lou Costello aka Freddie Franklin : What did your Father do? Win you in a crap game?
Bud Abbott aka Peter Patterson : What's the matter?
Lou Costello aka Freddie Franklin : I thought you were gonna slap me!
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Bud Abbott aka Peter Patterson : How stupid can you get?
Lou Costello aka Freddie Franklin : How stupid do you want me to be?
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Bud Abbott aka Peter Patterson : Where will we find the Mummy?
Lou Costello aka Freddie Franklin : Don't worry. the Mummy will find you!
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Madame Rontru : [looking at a fluroscope of Freddie's insides] A marble, two buttons, a safety pin...
Bud Abbott aka Peter Patterson : I lost a tie clasp two years ago, see if that's in there.
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Lou Costello aka Freddie Franklin : Ask Klaris, he's the one that got us into this.
Bud Abbott aka Peter Patterson : And he's going to get us out of it.
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Bud Abbott aka Peter Patterson : [finding Professor Zoomer's body dressed in his long underwear] Is this the body you found earlier?
Lou Costello aka Freddie Franklin : Yeah, but before he had clothes on.
