Blunder Boys (1955)
Shemp Howard: Days
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Quotes
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Moe : I'm Halliday.
[holds up his badge]
Larry : I'm Terriday.
[holds up his badge]
Shemp : I'm St. Patricks Day!
[holds up a shamrock]
Moe : When we first started out, I never thought we'd be three fingers on the arm of the law
[holds up his index finger]
Moe : I'm the first finger.
Larry : [holds out his middle finger] I'm the second finger.
Shemp : [holds out his pinky] I'm the hangnail.
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Alma Matter : I see you've decided to major in criminology.
Moe : That's right, ma'am. All we want is the facts, ma'am.
Shemp : We chose criminology because it's scientific.
Larry : Indeed! In a lexicon of crime, it is theoretically propounded that passion, inhibition, and delinquency are the major contributing factors.
Moe : Not to mention corruption of mind, detestations, and schizophrenia, if I may be so sesquipedalian.
Shemp : A jerk with a quirk may do the work. Or, a Turk with a dirk may stick a clerk.