Gypped in the Penthouse (1955)

Larry Fine: Larry

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• Larry : Every time I look at the seven-day clock, it stops. I can't be that ugly. Or can I?

  [going to a nearby mirror] 

  Larry : Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?

  [jumping as the mirror breaks of its own accord] 

  Larry : I break more mirrors that way!

• Shemp : When did you join the Women Hater's Club?

  Larry : Oh, it's a long story. I'll have to tell you a little later.

  Shemp : All right.

  Larry : Right now, we're busy with this, you see? Oh, brother.

  [pouring them each a drink and topping it off with a spritz of seltzer water] 

  Larry : There you are. Here's how.

  Shemp : I know how.

  [downing his drink, he reacts with the accompaniment of humorous sound effects] 

  Shemp : Too much seltzer.

  Larry : [downing his own, his hair stands on end with the humorous accompaniment of a slide whistle]  You're right, they do make that seltzer strong.

• Larry : What can I do for you?

  Moe : This.

  Larry : [getting socked in the eye]  OHH! Didn't you make a mistake?

  Moe : Yeah, I hit the wrong eye.

  [he socks Larry in the other eye] 

• Larry : I'm through with women forever. Give me back my ring.

  Jane, the Diamond Kid : [he takes a ring from her finger]  That's the wrong ring.

  Larry : So, sue me.