- Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: SHADDUP!
- [mocking the psychiatrist's words]
- Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: 'In and though, 1 and 2', I think you got a loose screw!
- Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: [during a conjugal visit] I can't see you so good, Louie, stand up.
- Louie Dumbrowsky: I *am* standing up!
- Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: [to the guard issuing prison suits] I know you don't have any say on the color, but I do need a 21 inch waist.
- Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones: He means a 21 inch neck!
- Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: With all we know about this place, if we ever get out of here alive, heads are going to roll like bowling balls.
- Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones: Except that Jenkins, his head is flat!
- Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones: Oh boy! This reminds me of my kindergarten days! It was so long ago!
- Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: So long ago? It was only last year.
- Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones: How time flies.
- [first lines]
- Louie Dumbrowsky: [making banana splits] This is for Slip in there. This is for Butch in there. This is for Sach in there.
- Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones: Louie! A dream! I hesitate to eat them, they're so beautiful.
- Cy Bowman: I guess you haven't seen the afternoon papers.
- Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: Well, we don't have much time to read around here. We're pretty busy, you see. Ah,
- [reads]
- Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: Blade Reporter Seriously Injured.
- Butch Williams: [reads] Charles Anderson Victim of Prison Riot.
- Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones: So what? Who's Charles Anderson?
- Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: It's Chuck. That's Chuck, our pal.
- Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones: What'd he do? Change his name?
- Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: Charles Anderson, that's his maiden name.
- Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: What did that warden say?
- Butch Williams: Just be patient.
- Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: Well, how patient can you be?
- [Slip, Butch and Sach all have beards]