We're No Angels (1955)

Aldo Ray: Albert

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Quotes 

• Albert : If crime showed on a man's face, there wouldn't be any mirrors.

• Albert : I read someplace that when a lady faints, you should loosen her clothing.

  Joseph : [Sarcastically]  It's that kind of reading that got you into trouble.

• Albert : [looking at the Navy officer in full dress whites]  I think he looks like a glass of milk.

• Andre Trochard : Out of my way, you lout!

  Albert : [deadpan]  You frighten me.

• Albert : What if she knows his handwriting?

  Joseph : If you got a beautiful note like this, would you bother comparing signatures?

  Albert : No. It'd have to be signed by a girl, though.

• Joseph : Jules, you rush in and tell him before it's too late. Tell him there's a snake in that box.

  Jules : He won't believe me. He doesn't like me.

  Joseph : Albert, maybe you ought to run in and warn him.

  Albert : Why don't we cut cards for it?

  Joseph : Good idea. I'll get the cards.

  [Long pause as he slowly saunters over to get a deck of cards and returns] 

  Joseph : Who cuts first?

• Joseph : I'm going to buy them their Christmas turkey.

  Albert : "Buy"? Do you really mean "buy"?

  Joseph : Yes, buy! In the Spirit of Christmas. The hard part's going to be stealing the money to pay for it.

• Albert : Even the girl herself called us angels.

  Joseph : We're no angels.

• Albert : They shouldn't let crooks like that on Devil's Island.

  Jules : No, it'll give the place a bad name.

• Joseph : [Referring to the Ducotels]  People like that - how can you cut their throats?

  Albert : [Dryly]  It isn't easy.

• Albert : Now I've really lost her.

  Joseph : You never really had her.

• Albert : [forced out of Isabelle's room by Jules]  But you're supposed to when a girl faints!

• Albert : A man doesn't travel 4000 miles just to prove he's a louse, he could do that in a letter, like I always did.

• Jules : [handsome young doctor enters the store, and is spotted by the three convicts]  It's predestiny, that's what it is.

  Albert : Nah, it's that fellow from the boat.

• Felix Ducotel : You fixed the roof?

  Albert : We fixed everything.