The Opposite Sex (1956)

Charlotte Greenwood: Lucy

Quotes 

• Lucy : Hi there, Countess! You old turtle!

  [Slaps the Countess on her behind] 

  Countess de Brion : Lucy, I never thought I'd see you again! But, here I am!

• Lucy : Come on, girls, let's get together. Let's get to know one another.

• Kay Hilliard : You've seen a lot of divorcees haven't you?

  Lucy : Been boardin' 'em for 20 years. Well, you're in for the stretch. So, don't mope around. Relax! Enjoy it.

  Kay Hilliard : Well, what do you suggest?

  Lucy : You name it, we got it or we help you git it. Swimmin'. Tennis. Rub downs. Take it off or put it on.

• Reno Ranch Patron #1 : What's happening? It's frightening? What is it?

  Reno Ranch Patron #2 : Maybe its another atom bomb test?

  Lucy : This ole house is a rockin' and a rollin'!