The Swan (1956)

Estelle Winwood: Symphorosa

Quotes 

• Princess Beatrix : But this is the 20th century!

  Symphorosa : I don't like the 20th century.

• Captain Wunderlich : What was she called?

  Symphorosa : Oh, I can't remember.

  Princess Beatrix : Yes you can dear, "Elaina the Iceburg."

• Princess Beatrix : [a soccer ball bounces through a window onto the hallway floor]  That tutor. He has no control over the boys whatsoever.

  Symphorosa : Nor the ball either.

  [sic] 

• Princess Beatrix : Must you still write with a feather? This is the 20th century.

  Symphorosa : I don't like the 20th century.

• Princess Beatrix : It's happened! Just when I'd given up *all* hope.

  Symphorosa : What is it dear? Someone died?

• Princess Beatrix : Its so awkward without a man in the house. A man can help in so many ways.

  Symphorosa : So many ways.