All at Sea (1957)
Frank Burdett: Bald Man
Quotes
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[Artie White, an escapologist, is getting an audience member to tie him up as part of his act. The man from the audience is completely bald.]
Artie White : And so, with the assistance of my good friend Goldilocks here, I shall now demonstrate that the secret of the Great Houdini lives on. That's a lovely head of skin you've got there, sir. Of course he's a very good-looking feller, you know, the poor girl's Yul Brynner.
Bald Man : There's no call for personal remarks.
Artie White : I'm very sorry, sir. Of course he ain't really bald, we know that. He's just got a tall face.
Bald Man : [finishing tying up Artie] And you won't get out of that in a hurry.
Artie White : Get out of what?
[Artie wiggles his body and the ropes fall off him]
Artie White : This?
[the bald man leaves the stage, looking rather humiliated]
Artie White : Now, come back, sir. Don't get nasty. Keep your hair on.