War of the Colossal Beast (1958)

Roger Pace: Maj. Mark Baird

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• Maj. Mark Baird : How do you reason with a 60 foot giant?

• Joyce Manning : Do you know what it's like, just sitting around waiting for news?

  Maj. Mark Baird : You mind if I suggest a remedy? It's an old one , but it usually works. Find something else to occupy your mind. Do you have a job?

  Joyce Manning : I write copy for an advertising agency .

  Maj. Mark Baird : Now that should help you forget your troubles.

  Joyce Manning : I can imagine myself going back to write all those tired old adjectives: "Tremendous," "Gigantic," "Colossal!" You know what they'd mean to me now, don't you? Glenn! A colossal freak, Major, and he's my brother!

• Maj. Mark Baird : Can't you find us some warehouse to keep him in temporarily?