Alias Jesse James (1959)
Will Wright: Titus Queasley
Quotes
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Titus Queasley : Farnsworth, what do you expect to achieve with such crass ineptitude, such utter incompetence, such colossal stupidity?
Milford Farnsworth : Well, I was hoping to become your assistant.
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Titus Queasley : Farnsworth, when are you ever going to sell a policy?
Milford Farnsworth : May I remind you, sir, that just two weeks ago I turned in a signed policy for a Miss Alfreda Bennett.
Titus Queasley : Which was rejected.
Milford Farnsworth : On a medical technicality.
Titus Queasley : Yes, a slight technicality. When the doctor arrived to examine her, she was dead.
Milford Farnsworth : We got to get a faster doctor.
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Titus Queasley : Milford, I've given this a lot of thought. And I think this company can get along very well without you. Turn in your key to the washroom.
Milford Farnsworth : Can't I even have visiting privileges?
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Milford Farnsworth : Mr. Queasley! I'll get killed!
Titus Queasley : You'll get killed when I tell you to!
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Milford Farnsworth : Good morning, Mr. Queasley. Do you remember me?
Titus Queasley : With deep horror.
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Titus Queasley : Now, Farnsie, my boy, I am going to carry the ball from here on in. You take the rest of the day off.
Milford Farnsworth : Oh, but, it's a working day.
Titus Queasley : Ah, it's a day to celebrate. Go on to the beach. Take a ride on the new elevator. You've earned it. Go on. Get out of here. Scat!
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Milford Farnsworth : Mr. Queasley, I'm liable to get killed!
Titus Queasley : Stop trying to cheer me up.
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Titus Queasley : You are to ride with him. Eat with him. Sleep with him!