A Bucket of Blood (1959)

John Brinkley: Will

Quotes 

• Oscar : I saw a statue once. It was called, "the third time Phyllis saw me, she exploded."

  Will : Man, what kind of statue was that?

  Oscar : I dunno, it was made out of driftwood and dipped in fluoric acid. Very wild.

• Will : Have some breakfast, man.

  Walter Paisley : What're ya' having?

  Maxwell H. Brock : Some soy and wheat germ pancakes, organic guava nectar, calcium lactate and tomato juice, and garbanzo omelettes sprinkled with smoked yeast. Join us?

  Walter Paisley : No thanks... Sounds great, though!

• Oscar : Crazy. What is it called?

  Walter Paisley : Ah, "Murdered Man".

  Carla : When do we get to see it?

  Walter Paisley : Oh, anytime.

  Will : Hey, that's a pretty far out name for a statue.

• Naolia : Man, like that was the greatest gas I ever heard.

  Oscar : Crazy, what did he say?

  Will : Didn't you hear him?

  Oscar : No, man, I'm too far out.

• Oscar : Man, if you're gonna be be an artist, you've gotta nudes. Nudes.

  Will : Right, right! Right. Ain't nobody an artist unless he does - nudes.

  Maxwell H. Brock : Will you get them outta here before we wind up in night court.

• Oscar : Man, why do you suppose Walter wants to get her alone?

  Will : You suppose he could be physically attracted to her?

  Oscar : No, man. He ain't the type. He don't get enough vitamin E.

  Will : Maxwell gave him bottle of wheat germ oil once. Maybe he just started taking it.