- Stan Joyce: [as the Dragon and Jaguar gangs square off] You cats lookin' for a rumble?
- Fred Alger: We're lookin' for Silver Morgan.
- Silver Morgan: [Steps out] You found her.
- Fred Alger: You had a date with Chip tonight.
- Silver Morgan: So what?
- Fred Alger: You drove out to the cave with him.
- Silver Morgan: Guess again, flea brain. I stood him up.
- Fred Alger: Why?
- Silver Morgan: I got tired of you cats with the fast cars and the slow heads. You give me a pain in the ears.
- Stan Joyce: That's tellin' him, chick.
- Fred Alger: Is this your lipstick, baby?
- Silver Morgan: Where did you get it?
- Fred Alger: Chip's dead.
- Silver Morgan: Dead?
- Fred Alger: Yeah, dead.
- Silver Morgan: I always told him he drove that Jag real crazy.
- Stan Joyce: Wait a minute. How did it happen?
- Fred Alger: He went over a cliff but not in his Jag. Silver here must have pushed him.
- Silver Morgan: You're in queersville, man. You've flipped.
- Fred Alger: What are you givin' me, baby? I saw you runnin' away over an hour ago.
- Fred Alger, Stan Joyce: You're nuts. The chick' been here all the time since this crazy weenie roast began So, uh, why don't you guys get in your little cars and blow?
- Fred Alger: Yeah, sure.
- [Grabs Silver]
- Fred Alger: C'mon baby, you're blowin' with us.
- Silver Morgan: [Wrests away from him] Ha! Ha! Ha!
- Charley Boy: Hey, man. Have some suds?
- [He splashes Fred with beer and all the Dragons laugh]
- Fred Alger: [Angry] It's on.
- [the two gangs get into a rumble]
- Michael Clyde: I'm, ah, sorry we have a little problem with one of your girls.
- Mother Veronica: Well, we can't expect to operate Girls Town without occasional difficulty.
- Jimmy Parlow: You know, Mother, I'm not completely square. But comin' into my room and seeing this young girl in a lacy nightie.
- [Embarrassed]
- Jimmy Parlow: Ah, I beg your pardon.
- Mother Veronica: The church is aware of the existence of nightgowns, Mr. Parlow.
- Michael Clyde: This is Chip's father.
- Mr. Gardner: You killed my son!
- Silver Morgan: I'm sorry for you, Mr. Gardner, but you're dialing the wrong number.
- Silver Morgan: Ah, don't flip your wig. I got your signal. Where's the cell block?
- Sister Grace: We have no cell blocks here. You'll share a nice clean room with three other girls.
- Silver Morgan: Well, isn't that just dandy. What time's chow?
- Sister Grace: The supper bell rings at 6:00.
- Silver Morgan: I'll take prime rib, baked potatoes and fresh asparagus.
- Sister Grace: You'll take hash. Now come along.
- Silver Morgan: What's that jazz for?
- Gloria Barker: It's holy water.
- Silver Morgan: Holy water?
- Gloria Barker: It's plain ordinary water with the hell boiled out of it.
- Silver Morgan: Hey, how'd ya like to be my henchman?
- Serafina Garcia: What's a henchman?
- Silver Morgan: You know. Buddy buddy. Pal.
- Serafina Garcia: Oh, that would be wonderful.
- Silver Morgan: Not wonderful. Cool, crazy, fantabulous.
- Serafina Garcia: Fantabulous!
- Silver Morgan: We got a deal?
- [They shake hands]
- Dick Culdane: [Gets out of his bakery truck] Hey, gorgeous. Hi. You new around here, aren't you?
- Silver Morgan: Fresh out of the box, daddio. What are you doin' in Girlsville?
- Dick Culdane: I haul the goodies. This is my chariot.
- Silver Morgan: Hey, you got any cigs? I'm tapped out.
- Dick Culdane: [Hands her one] For you, beautiful, anything.
- Silver Morgan: Thanks. I'll remember you in my prayers, buddy boy.
- Dick Culdane: My name is Dick Culhane.
- Silver Morgan: I'm Silver.
- Dick Culdane: You know you're the first chick around here who doesn't give me the creeps?
- Silver Morgan: You're the first stud I've seen around here period.
- Silver Morgan: Ok if I use the Alexander Graham?
- Mother Veronica: The what?
- Silver Morgan: The telephone. I want to call my sister.
- Jimmy Parlow: Did you enjoy the party yesterday?
- Silver Morgan: Big deal. King Groovy comes to Dungeonsville to make with a song for po' little ol' us. What do you want me to do, kiss your foot?
- Jimmy Parlow: That's pretty tough talk, isn't it? You know you've got a nice face. Why do you want to spoil it by hating people?
- Silver Morgan: What are you here for? To throw that poor little kid bread crumbs? What does a cat like you with all that gold know about a kid without a buck in the world. No old lady, no old man. Who are you to big shot over her?
- Jimmy Parlow: A kid without a buck in the world. No old lady, no old man.
- Silver Morgan: What are you handing me, an act?
- Mary Lee Morgan: [Trying to run away] I want to go.
- Fred Alger: [Grabbing her] No dice.
- Mary Lee Morgan: You can't keep me here.
- Fred Alger: How about it to Jailsville, huh?
- Mary Lee Morgan: Look, I didn't mean to hurt Chip. He was trying, you know, to... you know what he was trying to do to me.
- Mary Lee Morgan: I'm scared. Fred's trying to send me to Tijuana.
- Silver Morgan: Tijuana?
- Mary Lee Morgan: So I won't have to testify. He's afraid his Dad will take the car away from him if he found out about the drag race.
- Silver Morgan: You mean that rat wants to ship a 15-year-old kid to Mexico to save his hot rod?
- Mary Lee Morgan: He said he's giving me $200.
- Silver Morgan: Big deal.
- Fred Alger: Well, what hole did you crawl out of?
- Silver Morgan: I came for my sister.
- Fred Alger: You came to the wrong place.
- Silver Morgan: I was lookin' out the window when you pushed her into the T-Bird.
- Fred Alger: You're out of your little skull. Blow.
- Silver Morgan: The only way I blow is to blow the whistle on you.