Ma Barker's Killer Brood (1960)

Victor Lundin: Machine Gun Kelly

Quotes 

• Machine Gun Kelly : Look friend, no one puts the rush on Machine Gun Kelly's girl.

  Katherine Clark 'Ma' Barker : Now, now, Kelly. You want to shoot it out with Johnny Dillinger you better go outside. Don't you go messin' around on my new furniture.

  [Dillinger laughs at Kelly's shocked face] 

• Doc Barker aka Austin Bennett : Lou, honey, let's get lost while Ma and Kelly talk business.

  Katherine Clark 'Ma' Barker : [laughing]  Oh Kelly, no wonder you like to take Lou with you wherever you go.

  Machine Gun Kelly : I don't getcha Ma.

  Katherine Clark 'Ma' Barker : She leads real easy

  Lou, Kelly's Girl : You're much older than I thought, may I call you grandma?

  Katherine Clark 'Ma' Barker : I ain't a grandma yet. I keep my boys away from the likes of you.

  Machine Gun Kelly : Lou honey, Ma sure toppped you that time.

• Katherine Clark 'Ma' Barker : Are you offering any cash?

  Machine Gun Kelly : Of course we are. Lou figured we'd pay about-

  Lou, Kelly's Girl : [interrupts]  Not one red cent!

  Machine Gun Kelly : But honey you said 50 grand.

  Lou, Kelly's Girl : That was before we found Ma alone.

  Katherine Clark 'Ma' Barker : I never heard of such a thing! Trying to steal another mob's kidnap, why, it ain't honest!

  Machine Gun Kelly : You're in no spot to refuse Ma.

  Katherine Clark 'Ma' Barker : Do you want to gamble on that?

  Machine Gun Kelly : Can you beat four of a kind?

  Katherine Clark 'Ma' Barker : Depends on how big they are.

  Lou, Kelly's Girl : I'd call them aces

  Katherine Clark 'Ma' Barker : Oh honey, you've enver been known to be very bright.

  [laughs] 

  Katherine Clark 'Ma' Barker : They look more like jokers to me!

  Machine Gun Kelly : You're slippin Ma. A joker is still an ace.

  Katherine Clark 'Ma' Barker : Not in Texas poker! We strip out the joker and that's just what I'm going to do with your bad hand.

  [calls] 

  Katherine Clark 'Ma' Barker : Fred!

  [Steps out with a machine gun] 

  Lou, Kelly's Girl : That's a pretty low card Ma.

  Katherine Clark 'Ma' Barker : Well, maybe I'd better draw another.

  [calls] 

  Katherine Clark 'Ma' Barker : Karpis!

  [he steps out with another machine gun] 

  John Dillinger : [Kelly pulls out a handgun]  You better draw your limit Ma, and fast. I'm losing patience.

  Katherine Clark 'Ma' Barker : [calls]  Baby Face Nelson!

  [There is a pause while Kelly realized they are outnumbered] 

  Katherine Clark 'Ma' Barker : And if Fred and Karpis and Baby Face and me ain't enough, I've got a wild card, a real wild card...

  [calls] 

  Katherine Clark 'Ma' Barker : Johnny Dillinger

  [he fires off a round at the ground near their feet] 

  John Dillinger : Fives beat fours, I'd say that Ma has the best hand.

  Katherine Clark 'Ma' Barker : [Laughing]  After this, folks'll be callin you 'Pop' Gun Kelly!