Only Two Can Play (1962)

Richard Attenborough: Gareth L. Probert

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• John Lewis : You know what you're asking for, don't you?

  Gareth L. Probert : I always thought you were crude, Lewis, but right now you're surpassing even yourself.

  John Lewis : ...and you're going to get it in a moment, boy-o, and not in blank verse either.

• Gareth L. Probert : Boy, tied to a man like this must be unspeakable hell.

  Jean Lewis : No, I wouldn't say unspeakable.

• Gareth L. Probert : If you don't mind, Jean, I think I'll say good night.

  John Lewis : Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You've been here before, haven't you?

  Gareth L. Probert : Once, for tea. What of it?

  John Lewis : Tea and muffins, wasn't it? Or is *muffins* absolutely the right word?

  Jean Lewis : Just ignore him, Gareth.

• Gareth L. Probert : I was toying with the idea of translating Kafka into Welsh; but, how do you translate his values?

• Gareth L. Probert : The original white collar slave. How are you, Lewis? Still peddling trash to the masses?

  John Lewis : Yes, that's true, yes. How 'bout you, still writing it?

• Gareth L. Probert : How are you, Lewis? Still peddling trash to the masses?

  John Lewis : Yes, that's right, yes. How about you - still writing it?