Safe at Home! (1962)

Bryan Russell: Hutch Lawton

Quotes 

• Hutch Lawton : [repeated]  Mickey Mantle! Roger Maris! Gosh! Gee!

• Bill Turner : [Hutch has traveled with a cargo of fish. Turner is searching for the source of the strange smell]  Hey, it's stronger in here.

  Rogers Maris : It's funny, it smells something like fish.

  Bill Turner : That's just what I said. It's not in my head. Reminds me of an umpire.

  Bill Turner : Now don't be shoving me and pushing me around. I'll get to the bottom of this thing alright.

  Mickey Mantle : Old Bird-dog Bill's on the scent!

  Bill Turner : [seeing shoes under the bed]  Hey, come on out of there! Come on! Get out of there! Come on! Get out of there!

  Mickey Mantle : A kid! Where'd he come from?

  Rogers Maris : Did I tell you what I found in my room last week?

  Bill Turner : You!

  Hutch Lawton : I didn't do anything.

  Bill Turner : Maybe you didn't do anything. But you sure smell funny.

  Hutch Lawton : I don't smell anything.

  Bill Turner : Well, you've learned to live with it. Who are you? Where are you from? And how did you get in here?

  Mickey Mantle : Take it easy, Bill.

  Rogers Maris : Yeah, Bill, remember your lumbago.

  Hutch Lawton : Roger Maris! Mickey Mantle! Gosh! Gee!

  Bill Turner : "Gosh. Gee". Is that all you can say? What's your name, kid?

  Hutch Lawton : Mickey Mantle! Roger Maris!

  Bill Turner : "Mickey Mantle. Roger Maris". One of you three guys is a phony.

  Mickey Mantle : What's your name, son?

  Hutch Lawton : Hutch.

  Rogers Maris : Well, Hutch what are you doing here?

  Hutch Lawton : I came to see you.

  Bill Turner : Well, now you see them in the flesh and they're sure ordinary, aren't they?

  Hutch Lawton : No, they're not.

  Mickey Mantle : Don't pay any attention to him, Hutch. He's getting too old.

  Bill Turner : Old? I could still out hit you two, if it wasn't for my lumbago.

  Whitey Ford : [at the door]  Hey Rog'! Mick! Houk wants to see you right away.

  Rogers Maris : OK, Whitey.

  Mickey Mantle : What did we do now?

  Bill Turner : Well, I suppose he wants to know what you were both doing on third base at the same time yesterday.

  Mickey Mantle : No wonder - the coaching we've been getting!