Tickle Me (1965)

Jack Mullaney: Stanley Potter

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Quotes 

• Lonnie Beale : Stanley, if one won't start, the other won't start.

  Stanley Potter : Why?

  Lonnie Beale : Because they're both wet. W-E-T. Wet.

• Stanley Potter : I always say on a hay ride, it isn't the hay that counts, it's the... hey, hey, hey!

• Estelle Penfield : [assessing all the food Stanley is wheeling on a cart to bring to the guests Mr. & Mrs. Dabney]  Stanley! For us?

  Stanley Potter : Mrs. Penfield! They're for our guests, Mr. and Mrs. Dabney. They put money in this place. Naturally we cant put them on a diet.

  Mrs. Dabney : Down the hatch!

  Stanley Potter : Hello, Mr. Dabney, sir!

  Mr. Dabney : [as Stanley starts serving the couple their 2 cornish hens]  There he is! End of the line, boy. Put them right here.

  Mrs. Dabney : Don't they look wonderful?

  Mr. Dabney : Oh yes, indeedy!

  Stanley Potter : This one's for you, Mr. Dabney.

  Mr. Dabney : Why thank you. Now I can serve the rest.

  Stanley Potter : Yes sir, Mr. Dabney.

  Mr. Dabney : All right.! You've got to hand it to Vera. When she throws a party she doesn't fool around.

  [Estelle Penfield sneakily lifts Mr. Dabney's cornish hen from behind the bush with a long serving fork while his mind is occupied on the ambrosia wine] 

  Mr. Dabney : Now what's this? Oh, ambrosia! Pour a little wine, dear.

  Mrs. Dabney : Oh yes. thank you.

  Mr. Dabney : [Suddenly discovering that his chicken is missing]  Hey it's gone!

  Mrs. Dabney : Did you say something?

  Mr. Dabney : Well, didn't the boy put a chicken on that plate, or am I going crazy?

  Mrs. Dabney : Well, he certainly put a chicken on your plate, I saw it.

  Mr. Dabney : I thought so. Ohhh!

  Mrs. Dabney : [as Estelle makes an attempt to steal Mrs. Dabney's chicken]  Now you have my chicken, honey! Honey!

  [Estelle accidentally pokes Mrs. Dabney in the butt] 

  Mrs. Dabney : OWWWW! Ahhh! I've been stabbed! Ohhh! Something bit me!

  Mr. Dabney : What's going on here?

  Mrs. Dabney : Something bit me and it hurts.

  [wailing in pain] 

  Mrs. Dabney : OH HO HO HO!

  Stanley Potter : Please sit down and relax.

  Mrs. Dabney : Oh I can't sit down. I've been stabbed!

  Mr. Dabney : Listen here now, young man, I'm not used to this sort of treatment!

  Vera Radford : What's going on here?

  [as Vera catches Stanley drinking from the Dabneys' wine bottle] 

  Vera Radford : STANLEY!

  Mr. Dabney : Vera, does this sort of thing happen everyday?

• Stanley Potter : Oh, come on, Pam. Don't be a dum-dum.

  Lonnie Beale : You can't change her, Stanley. Shall we?

  Stanley Potter : By all means.

  Lonnie Beale : [turns to Pam]  Good bye, Dum-dum!

• Stanley Potter : Circle Z is a factory for reconditioning girls.

  Lonnie Beale : What's wrong with the condition they're in now?

  Stanley Potter : Well, you're looking at the after-girls. Wait till you see the before-girls.

• Stanley Potter : You see, it's all done very scientifically. You see, we roast 'em, toast 'em, wiggle 'em, jiggle 'em, rend 'em, bend 'em, and give them very little to eat.

• Stanley Potter : They come in here measuring 40-30-38. That's to use rough figures.

  Lonnie Beale : That's rough?

  Stanley Potter : And when they leave a few weeks later, 36-38-24!

  Lonnie Beale : 38?

  Stanley Potter : Oh, 36 to, eh, well, you'll see the difference.

• Stanley Potter : Here comes the girdle brigade.