The Wrong Arm of the Law (1963)

Lionel Jeffries: Inspector Parker

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• [Pearly Gates has arrange to meet Inspector "Nosy" Parker on a roundabout at a funfair] 

  Inspector Parker : [complaining]  I suppose this is your idea of a joke. Battersea Funfair. Fancy having a meeting on a thing like this.

  Pearly Gates : I must admit, the idea of a load of bogeys going round in circles did appeal to me, yeah.

• Pearly Gates : I made 168,000 nicker selling frocks last year - gowns, I mean.

  Inspector Parker : Yeah. Well, if that isn't crooked, I'd like to know what is.

• Inspector Parker : Sloshin' a bogey in the execution of 'is duty? Oh dear, dear, dear!