Captain Newman, M.D. (1963)

Tony Curtis: Cpl. Jackson 'Jake' Leibowitz

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• Capt. Josiah J. Newman, MD : You mustn't confuse sadness with depression, "professor."

  Cpl. Jackson 'Jake' Leibowitz : Is there any difference? Can a man look sad and still be happy?

  Capt. Josiah J. Newman, MD : Yes.

  Cpl. Jackson 'Jake' Leibowitz : Example?

  Capt. Josiah J. Newman, MD : You.

• Cpl. Jackson 'Jake' Leibowitz : [to Capt. Newman]  You see, in the neighborhood I came, we had to learn six different languages in order to do business.

• Capt. Josiah J. Newman, MD : You have my deepest sympathies.

  Cpl. Jackson 'Jake' Leibowitz : From a plumber I expect sympathy. From a psychiatrist I expect understanding!

• Cpl. Jackson 'Jake' Leibowitz : Gavoni, may I remind you of a cardinal rule in the field of psychiatry? In the words of Sigmund Freud, "Show me a man that can lose his temper, and I'll show you a man that can lose his salami."