Irma la Douce (1963)
Jack Lemmon: Nestor Patou, Lord X
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Quotes
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Irma La Douce : A painter once lived here. Poor guy, he was starving. Tried everything, even cut his ear off.
Nestor Patou : Van Gogh?
Irma La Douce : No, I think his name was Schwartz.
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Irma La Douce : You know, I'm sort of glad about that girl in Dijon, with the cough.
Nestor Patou : You are?
Irma La Douce : Because frankly, in the police van I thought that you'd never in your life, uh...
Nestor Patou : Oh, she wasn't the only girl. I've had more than one girl.
Irma La Douce : How many?
Nestor Patou : Altogether? Oh, let me see...
Irma La Douce : Three?
Nestor Patou : Not as many as that.
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Nestor Patou : Why don't we just tell him the truth?
Moustache : The truth? That's dynamite.
Nestor Patou : But I'm innocent.
Moustache : The jails are full with innocent people because they told the truth.
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Nestor Patou : Now I'm mad. Now I'm really mad. And when I'm mad, I'm like a tiger!
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Irma La Douce : You oughta be ashamed of yourself, scaring a poor little dog like that.
Nestor Patou : They oughta take that dog away from you, you're not a fit mother.
