Kissin' Cousins (1964)
Jack Albertson: Captain Robert Salbo
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Quotes
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Captain Robert Salbo : Madam, words fail me. Your culinary talents supersede the most exotic cuisine.
Ma Tatum : You don't like it.
Captain Robert Salbo : Oh, no, no, no, on the contrary...
Josh Morgan : He means he'd like some more, Ma.
Ma Tatum : Oh, that's good.
Pappy Tatum : Good! Good! I like to see a young fella who's a good eater.
Captain Robert Salbo : I must say, in all my travels, I never tasted anything quite like it.
Ma Tatum : You ain't never?
Captain Robert Salbo : Unh-uhnmm!
[meaning "No"]
Ma Tatum : Aw shucks, it ain't nothing but possum tails, owl gizzards, and grits fried in bear grease. And then that there gravy, that's just goat's milk with vulture eggs and mashed catfish eyes.
Pappy Tatum : The catfish eyes brings out the flavor of the possum tails.
[Capt. Salbo turns green]
Captain Robert Salbo : Excuse me. I think I forgot something in my jeep.
Pappy Tatum : Why did he leave in such a hurry? Did something just come up?
Josh Morgan : Not yet, Mr. Tatum, but I think it might.
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Captain Robert Salbo : How I long for the days when all I had was a war to worry about!
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Captain Robert Salbo : It's part of our national defense system. You know, I-C-B-M.
Pappy Tatum : You-see-B-M, too? How can everybody see it but me?
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Josh Morgan : They won't be used at all unless somebody starts a war against us. See?
Pappy Tatum : Oh, you mean if there's a feud.
Josh Morgan : Yeah.
Captain Robert Salbo : Yeah, we protect our country - like you do against the Revenuers.
Pappy Tatum : Oh, I see.
Selena Tatum : You-see-B-M now too, Pappy?
Pappy Tatum : I think so.
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Captain Robert Salbo : Mr. Tatum, don't you get the newspapers up here?
Pappy Tatum : Oh, sure. We use them to patch the holes in the wall.
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Josh Morgan : I'm no typist. I don't think anybody else up here is.
Captain Robert Salbo : All right, well, tomorrow when you go down for the mail and supplies, pick up a steno clerk and a typewriter.
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Captain Robert Salbo : What's the meaning of this - this outrage?
Midge : Well - w-w-well sir, I'm a stenographer, not a spy!