Kissin' Cousins (1964)
Pamela Austin: Selena Tatum
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Quotes
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Josh Morgan : [to Azalea and Selena] If I'd a known you gals was so down right good lookin', I'd a been up here a long time ago.
Jodie Tatum : Don't let him sweet talk ya, he ain't proven he's kinfolk yet.
Josh Morgan : Well, I can prove that too. My Great Great Aunt Eufrasia married a Tatum back in 1907.
Selena Tatum : See, Jodie, he *is* kinfolk.
Josh Morgan : Practically kissin' cousins! To you two gals. Not to him.
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Josh Morgan : They won't be used at all unless somebody starts a war against us. See?
Pappy Tatum : Oh, you mean if there's a feud.
Josh Morgan : Yeah.
Captain Robert Salbo : Yeah, we protect our country - like you do against the Revenuers.
Pappy Tatum : Oh, I see.
Selena Tatum : You-see-B-M now too, Pappy?
Pappy Tatum : I think so.
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Master Sgt. William George Bailey : Baby, you are Cleopatra, Helen of Troy and Marie Antoinette all rolled up into one!
Selena Tatum : Well, don't keep talkin' about your old girlfriends. Just talk about me!
[leans in]
Master Sgt. William George Bailey : Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
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Azalea Tatum : Hey Jodie!
Azalea Tatum , Selena Tatum : Look what we got!
Jodie Tatum : What are you gals doin' in your underwear?
Selena Tatum : They ain't underwear, Jodie! Them's bikinis! Ain't they purty?
Jodie Tatum : Purty skimpy.
Josh Morgan : I just took 'em into town so they could buy a few little things, Jodie.
Jodie Tatum : They's little enough.
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Selena Tatum : Whatcha doin' up here, Cousin Josh?
Josh Morgan : Well, we came up on a friendly visit to talk to your folks, sort of, government business.
Jodie Tatum : Yeah, we seen them Revenuers before. We sent 'em back down the mountain with lead buzzin' around their tails.
Azalea Tatum : Yah hush up, Jodie! Them was no-account Yankees.
Selena Tatum : I reckon Pappy and Ma will be right glad to meet you, Cousin Josh.
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Ma Tatum : That's a powerful hunk of money. Think of all the things we could git with that.
Selena Tatum : Just think, we could git one of them new fangled bathtubs and some purty dresses!
Azalea Tatum : And a new hot water heater. That creek gits mighty cold in wintertime.
Ma Tatum : Yeah, and maybe one of them electric light machines.
Pappy Tatum : Woah! Hold up there. The whole kit 'n' caboodle of ya. I can't think with you all babblin' at me! And not a peep outta you three!
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Selena Tatum : If'n we try to sweet talk Pappy, he'll know and he'll whop us good!
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Selena Tatum : Well, we'll talk to Pappy for ya, Cousin Josh, no matter how hard he whops us.