- Samantha Blake: I don't want to be a semi-maiden forever.
- Steve Sherman: What the hell is that?
- Samantha Blake: It's worse than nothing at all. It's like eating one peanut.
- Steve Sherman: Don't cry, Sam
- Samantha Blake: Don't call me Sam!
- [He kisses her]
- Steve Sherman: Well, I'll never call you Sam again!
- Steve Sherman: Here's to all the bachelors in the world. May our tribe increase.
- Harry: How?
- Steve Sherman: Automation.
- Steve Sherman: Anyway, that's where I was when the brains were being passed out.
- Mimi: You know where I was? Taking a bath in champagne.
- Steve Sherman: Besides it's your fault Mr. Chalmers, remember that 'Welcome to Los Angeles' party at your house ? That's where I met that blonde. To tell you the truth I don't even know her name.
- Bertram Chalmers, Sherman's Boss: It's Mrs. Chalmers.
- Felicienne Courbeau: This is Paris. Take a look outside. This isn't a city. It's a great big 114 square miles of love potion. And a girl should take advantage.