Soldier in the Rain (1963)

Tony Bill: Pfc. Jerry Meltzer

Quotes 

• Pfc. Jerry Meltzer : [Arriving at the overturned car in which Miss Pepperdine and Sgt. Lenahan have crashed]  It's just like they say: "Drinking and gasoline don't mix."

  Bobby Jo Pepperdine : [Giggling, slightly drunk]  Well, we ain't been drinkin' *gasoline*!

• Clay : That's not a girl. That's a man.

  Lt. Magee : Attention!

  Battalion Major : What the devil's going on here?

  Clay : Excuse me, sir. You see, I didn't want to bring a woman in the barracks. And Meltzer, here, he just volunteered.

  Battalion Major : Volunteered? To do what?

  Clay : To be a girl!

  Pfc. Jerry Meltzer : My family wants me to be a dentist.