Take Her, She's Mine (1963)

Audrey Meadows: Anne Michaelson

Quotes 

• Frank Michaelson : There's just one catch to it.

  Anne Michaelson : What's that?

  Frank Michaelson : You and I won't be able to eat her senior year.

• Frank Michaelson : [At the airport]  All right - how much over weight?

  Anne Michaelson : None!

  Frank Michaelson : None? With that load?

  Anne Michaelson : No, you see...

  Frank Michaelson : All right, don't tell me. Don't tell me. I know there's something crooked about it, but I don't wanna hear it. Not at a time like this, anyway.

• Frank Michaelson : Do you know what "Life" means when they say protégé?

  Anne Michaelson : Wellll..

  Frank Michaelson : When they say protégé, they're winking. It's their way of slipping you the dirt. When they say protégé, what they're really saying...

  Anne Michaelson : Okay, okay!