The Wheeler Dealers (1963)

John Astin: Hector Vanson

Quotes 

• Hector Vanson : [looking out an office window to the city street below]  Investors! That street is full of investors! Look at them down there, boss. Money, money, money... That's all they want.

  Vanson's Boss : Relax, Vanson.

  Hector Vanson : Relax? How can I relax? I double-checked the Consolidated Silicon stock transfer. It's all perfectly legal, boss. The company's in the clear.

  Vanson's Boss : Be patient. Something outrageous is bound to come along.

  Hector Vanson : We haven't had a really good victim since we smashed Zircon Aviation Products.

  Vanson's Boss : Too bad you weren't around for the crash of '29. It was heaven.

• [the judge is reading the long list of charges brought against Henry Tyroon et al] 

  Judge : Mr. Vanson, this indictment seems to be a little enthusiastic!

  Hector Vanson : Well, they're a pretty slippery bunch, your honor. I had to throw the book at 'em.