Honeymoon Hotel (1964)

Robert Goulet: Ross Kingsley

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• Ross Kingsley : Remember her, Eleanor. She always wore the...

  Ross Kingsley , Jay 'Jason' Menlow : Orange lipstick.

  Jay 'Jason' Menlow : Great way to get your vitamin C.

• Ross Kingsley : Oh, friend, you're jittery. I think you need a drop of ol' Doc Kingsley's sour mash antibiotic.

• Jay 'Jason' Menlow : Well, look, there's a lot to Cynthia, Ross. She's got a good mind and she relates to things.

  Ross Kingsley : Yeah, yeah. You've got a future. And what do I got to look forward to? Nothing but endless evenings of endless parties.

• Ross Kingsley : [Lynn walks past]  Did you see that?

  Cynthia Hampton : No, what?

  Ross Kingsley : I don't know; but, if the front matches the back I just may make this a double wedding.

• Lynn Jenley : I get the job!

  Ross Kingsley : The job?

  Lynn Jenley : Remember, you said I could advertise your company on TV while wearing a costume made out of your pots and pans.

  Ross Kingsley : Oh, yes, yes. And we were gonna call you...

  Lynn Jenley : Miss Burnished Bottom!

  Ross Kingsley : You'd be perfect.

• Ross Kingsley : As a matter of fact, I've been planing a little trip for us. The Boca Roca Hotel on the San Sousie Island in the blue waters of the Caribbean.

  Lynn Jenley : The Caribbean! That's in the Great Lakes, isn't it!

  Ross Kingsley : Close enough.

• Hogan : Ten single girls go to the West Indies for every single man.

  Ross Kingsley : Ten girls a piece?

  Hogan : That's the breakdown.

• Ross Kingsley : She's built like a B-51.

  Cynthia Hampton : Oh, the only way to fly.

• Ross Kingsley : I tell you, we're surrounded by man-hungry females, craving for affection, and starving for love. Well, dinner is served.

• Ross Kingsley : Oh, you can almost feel it in the air. 10 gals for every guy. I can hardly wait till morning to start assembling our little group of worshippers.

• Ross Kingsley : A fine place you pick for a honeymoon. No dames.

  Jay 'Jason' Menlow : No dames?

  Ross Kingsley : No dames.

• Ross Kingsley : Will you tell him.

  Jay 'Jason' Menlow : Tell him what?

  Ross Kingsley : That we're not married.

  Jay 'Jason' Menlow : [to the Room Clerk]  We're not married.

  Ross Kingsley : Now, do you believe me?

  Jay 'Jason' Menlow : It almost happened. Everything was set. All our friends were there. I had the ring. The music was playing; but, at the last minute, we decided we just couldn't through with it.

  Mr. Sampson : I should *hope* not.

• Lynn Jenley : Are you trying to say you're single?

  Ross Kingsley : Oh, it's the truth. I'm not married.

  Lynn Jenley : Well, then, what are you doing down her?

  Ross Kingsley : I came with a friend.

  Lynn Jenley : Oh.

  Ross Kingsley : Oh, no, no, no, no. Nothing like that. You see, it's not a girl, it's a fella. I know, it sounds kinda crazy.

• Jay 'Jason' Menlow : Look! Look at all the chicks!

  Ross Kingsley : Yeah, yeah, and they all brought their own roosters.

  Jay 'Jason' Menlow : Huh?

  Ross Kingsley : It's a booby trap!

• Ross Kingsley : Sure, laugh, Ross Kingsley alone under the moon with a coconut doll.

• Ross Kingsley : You know what might help? You and I could have a very torrid romance. And when Jay found out how happy I was with you, he'd realize how happy he could be with Cynthia.

  Lynn Jenley : You're too good to him. It - em - would be for Jay, wouldn't it?

  Ross Kingsley : Oh, of course! Now, if we happen to accidentally get a few fringe benefits, that - that can't be helped. What are you thinking?

  Lynn Jenley : Suddenly, I'm not so sure I should be out here alone with you.

• Ross Kingsley : Bubbles, Gloria, Margie, will you give a guy a break. Will you let him off the couch. Eh, Gina! Will somebody tell here to let go of Jay's leg. Anybody here speak Italian? Now hang on. No, not you Gina. Oh, somebody get that tiger away from him. She's gonna kill 'em.

• Ross Kingsley : It's not for me. It's therapy. We're doing it for Jay.

  [gives Lynn a long kiss] 

  Ross Kingsley : Ah, you've just done Jay a world of good.

• Ross Kingsley : Beat it. Go on, beat it!

  Sherry Nugent : Well, my dress is caught.