Honeymoon Hotel (1964)

Nancy Kwan: Lynn Jenley

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• [first lines] 

  Cynthia Hampton : Do you really like this bathing suit?

  Lynn Jenley : It's darling.

  Cynthia Hampton : You don't think its, eh, too brief?

  Lynn Jenley : Not for the Caribbean. Most of the girls down there wear even less than that.

  Cynthia Hampton : Maybe we shouldn't be going there. I'd hate to lose my husband on our honeymoon.

• Lynn Jenley : I get the job!

  Ross Kingsley : The job?

  Lynn Jenley : Remember, you said I could advertise your company on TV while wearing a costume made out of your pots and pans.

  Ross Kingsley : Oh, yes, yes. And we were gonna call you...

  Lynn Jenley : Miss Burnished Bottom!

  Ross Kingsley : You'd be perfect.

• Ross Kingsley : As a matter of fact, I've been planing a little trip for us. The Boca Roca Hotel on the San Sousie Island in the blue waters of the Caribbean.

  Lynn Jenley : The Caribbean! That's in the Great Lakes, isn't it!

  Ross Kingsley : Close enough.

• Lynn Jenley : Are you trying to say you're single?

  Ross Kingsley : Oh, it's the truth. I'm not married.

  Lynn Jenley : Well, then, what are you doing down her?

  Ross Kingsley : I came with a friend.

  Lynn Jenley : Oh.

  Ross Kingsley : Oh, no, no, no, no. Nothing like that. You see, it's not a girl, it's a fella. I know, it sounds kinda crazy.

• Ross Kingsley : You know what might help? You and I could have a very torrid romance. And when Jay found out how happy I was with you, he'd realize how happy he could be with Cynthia.

  Lynn Jenley : You're too good to him. It - em - would be for Jay, wouldn't it?

  Ross Kingsley : Oh, of course! Now, if we happen to accidentally get a few fringe benefits, that - that can't be helped. What are you thinking?

  Lynn Jenley : Suddenly, I'm not so sure I should be out here alone with you.

• Lynn Jenley : Why don't you phone Cynthia?

  Jay 'Jason' Menlow : Well, I'm not lonely. Besides, look, if there's going to be any calls made, she'll have to phone me.

  Lynn Jenley : You're being stubborn.

  Jay 'Jason' Menlow : No. Ross is right.

  Lynn Jenley : Huh?

  Jay 'Jason' Menlow : Oh, I'm sorry. Ross Kingsley. He's the fellow I'm down here with. "Only one way to handle women," he says, "Make 'em crawl to you."

  Lynn Jenley : You mean, he told you not to call her?

  Jay 'Jason' Menlow : I'm lucky to have someone like that helping me out. He really knows women. He's got an address book a foot thick - and with a classified section.

  Lynn Jenley : Sounds like quite a fellow.

  Jay 'Jason' Menlow : He is - and what routines. Woo! He's got one about just coming back from an oil rig in Alaska or some place. I don't know. The girls - they fall right down.

  Lynn Jenley : I *bet* they do.