Honeymoon Hotel (1964)

Robert Morse: Jay 'Jason' Menlow

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• Ross Kingsley : Remember her, Eleanor. She always wore the...

  Ross Kingsley , Jay 'Jason' Menlow : Orange lipstick.

  Jay 'Jason' Menlow : Great way to get your vitamin C.

• Jay 'Jason' Menlow : Well, look, there's a lot to Cynthia, Ross. She's got a good mind and she relates to things.

  Ross Kingsley : Yeah, yeah. You've got a future. And what do I got to look forward to? Nothing but endless evenings of endless parties.

• Jay 'Jason' Menlow : Wouldn't you like to come upstairs and maybe, eh, Lynn would like to meet my roommate.

  Cynthia Hampton : She can live without that. Besides, he's probably chasing some sweet young thing around the sofa.

• Ross Kingsley : A fine place you pick for a honeymoon. No dames.

  Jay 'Jason' Menlow : No dames?

  Ross Kingsley : No dames.

• Ross Kingsley : Will you tell him.

  Jay 'Jason' Menlow : Tell him what?

  Ross Kingsley : That we're not married.

  Jay 'Jason' Menlow : [to the Room Clerk]  We're not married.

  Ross Kingsley : Now, do you believe me?

  Jay 'Jason' Menlow : It almost happened. Everything was set. All our friends were there. I had the ring. The music was playing; but, at the last minute, we decided we just couldn't through with it.

  Mr. Sampson : I should *hope* not.

• Jay 'Jason' Menlow : Look! Look at all the chicks!

  Ross Kingsley : Yeah, yeah, and they all brought their own roosters.

  Jay 'Jason' Menlow : Huh?

  Ross Kingsley : It's a booby trap!

• Jay 'Jason' Menlow : Ross, look, I mean I don't get it! You said you were only going to go for a cigar. Where'd you go? Havana?

• Lynn Jenley : Why don't you phone Cynthia?

  Jay 'Jason' Menlow : Well, I'm not lonely. Besides, look, if there's going to be any calls made, she'll have to phone me.

  Lynn Jenley : You're being stubborn.

  Jay 'Jason' Menlow : No. Ross is right.

  Lynn Jenley : Huh?

  Jay 'Jason' Menlow : Oh, I'm sorry. Ross Kingsley. He's the fellow I'm down here with. "Only one way to handle women," he says, "Make 'em crawl to you."

  Lynn Jenley : You mean, he told you not to call her?

  Jay 'Jason' Menlow : I'm lucky to have someone like that helping me out. He really knows women. He's got an address book a foot thick - and with a classified section.

  Lynn Jenley : Sounds like quite a fellow.

  Jay 'Jason' Menlow : He is - and what routines. Woo! He's got one about just coming back from an oil rig in Alaska or some place. I don't know. The girls - they fall right down.

  Lynn Jenley : I *bet* they do.

• Sherry Nugent : You mean there's more?

  Jay 'Jason' Menlow : We're just getting to the good part.

  Sherry Nugent : Well, how long does it go on?