Lemonade Joe (1964)

Karel Fiala: Lemonade Joe - Salesman fy Kolalok & Son

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Quotes 

• Grimpo : Allow me to introduce my collaborators. This is Coyote Kid, and this is Pancho Kid.

  Lemonade Joe : I do not care for your kids.

• Lemonade Joe : I'll need to put on my woolens.

• Lemonade Joe : I have returned. And with me comes the law!

  Hogo Fogo : More like, the Kola Loka.

  Lemonade Joe : The Kola Loka is the law.

• Musician : [reading a note attached to Joe's back]  Lemonade Joe! Do you know how silly you are?

  Lemonade Joe : No, that I do not.

• Lemonade Joe : Are nights cold here?

  Deaf old man : Pardon?

  Lemonade Joe : I ask whether nights are cold here.

  Deaf old man : Yes.

  Lemonade Joe : Then I ought to take... warm underwear!

• Lemonade Joe : [Lands on his feet after falling some 200 feet, right in front of the hostile band, taking them by surprise. Performs some thorough finger-spinning with his twin shooters, finally aiming them at the band]  Understandably, hands up.

• Goodman : What does she want?

  Lemonade Joe : Don't be surprised, father. Lou is different now. She's become better, and wants to be striven for morality in Arizona.

  Tornado Lou - Arizona Warbler : Yes, I want. I'm going to open a brothel there only kola-loca lemonade would be serving.

  Goodman : Can not express how you touched me! The Lord instiled you this idea!