Strange Bedfellows (1965)
Gina Lollobrigida: Toni Vincente
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Quotes
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Carter Harrison : We must've been out of or minds. What'd we fight about?
Toni Vincente : Everything.
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Toni Vincente : But Harry's sweet.
Carter Harrison : Sweet? Hah!
Toni Vincente : He's nice to have around. He's big and strong and sweet.
Carter Harrison : So's a sheep dog, but you wouldn't marry one.
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Toni Vincente : But, darling. It's time I had children. And Harry would make a wonderful father.
Carter Harrison : If we weren't such idiots, we would've had children years ago.
Toni Vincente : We weren't ready.
Carter Harrison : We are now, aren't we?
Toni Vincente : Real ready.
Carter Harrison : He'll be beautiful.
Toni Vincente : So will she.
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Toni Vincente : The two men before you were slaughtered in cold blood.
Carter Harrison : I know, poor devils. But don't worry - third time's a charm.
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Toni Vincente : Oh, I could kill you.
Carter Harrison : With what - a slogan?
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Toni Vincente : Petracini happens to be the world's leading expressionist sculptor. He does wonderful things with a blow torch.
Carter Harrison : To whom?
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Toni Vincente : My father was a martyr to humanity.
Carter Harrison : Some martyr. He got drunk and fell off a wall.
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Carter Harrison : May I borrow your umbrella?
Toni Vincente : Yes.
[as he walks off with the umbrella open, a large painted slogan across it reads, "Save Our Unwed Mothers."]
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Toni Vincente : [to Carter] You are the most barbaric, bothersome, boring, bourgeois, b, b, b,..
Harry Jones : Bore?
Toni Vincente : ...bore I ever met.
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Carter Harrison : You may not realize it, but there are other people in this world beside Italians.
Toni Vincente : But who needs them?
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Carter Harrison : Um, I suppose an artist used to live here.
Toni Vincente : Yes, he was quite famous. He died.
Carter Harrison : Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
Toni Vincente : He was 98.
Carter Harrison : Oh, well.
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Carter Harrison : Let me get this straight. You're picketing the American embassy in London in order to keep fig leaves off of lewd Italian horses in Washington, D.C.?
Toni Vincente : It's not the fig leaves, it's the principle.
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Mrs. Stevens : It'll all turn out for the best.
Toni Vincente : You think so, with blackwater fever, poison darts and plague?
Julius L. Stevens : Oh, dear, he has had a time of it, hasn't he?
Toni Vincente : Has had?
Carter Harrison : Um, now dear, we promised we weren't going to mention it again, didn't we? And we really must go.
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Toni Vincente : Everything you said in the cab is true. We must find out if we can live together. We can't keep muddying up the issue with chemistry and our primeval animal appetites.
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Toni Vincente : Whoever heard of putting fig leaves on horses?
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Carter Harrison : I must say, she didn't seem very surprised. Does she usually walk in and find strange men in your bed?
Toni Vincente : Every morning. She validates their parking ticket.
