Dear Brigitte (1965)
Alice Pearce: Unemployment Office Clerk
Quotes
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Unemployment Office Clerk : What kind of work do you do anyway?
Professor Robert Leaf : I'm a poet.
Unemployment Office Clerk : Oh, boy. This morning so far I've had an oyster opener, a balloonist, a circus fat lady who claimed she went on a diet and lost her job, and now I got me a poet.
Professor Robert Leaf : Well, I AM a poet.
[thumbing through a book]
Professor Robert Leaf : I'm in this anthology. My name is in that book.
Unemployment Office Clerk : You see this?
[plopping down a phone book on the counter]
Unemployment Office Clerk : I'm in this book, but that don't make me a telephone.