Girl Happy (1965)
Jackie Coogan: Sgt. Benson
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Quotes
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Sgt. Benson : [over the sounds of construction] Are those girls giving you any trouble?
Officer Jones : Nope, they're all quiet now.
Sgt. Benson : Will you speak up? I can't hear you.
Officer Jones : [louder] Everything's fine.
Sgt. Benson : Well, what's all that racket?
Officer Jones : I dunno. I guess they're fixin' the streets out there.
Sgt. Benson : They're what?
Officer Jones : [louder] I said I guess they're fixing the streets out there!
Sgt. Benson : Fixing the streets? At night?
Officer Jones : Yeah, I guess all those college kids get in the way during the daytime.
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Police Captain : [enters; angry tone] And just who's the lame-brain for making arrests on the college group plan?
Sgt. Benson : Wait til you hear this chief...
Police Captain : [cutting him off] Everyone's been calling the station! The mayor, the chamber of commerce, the newspapers... sounds like one of your bright ideas to get publicity for yourself, Benson!
Sgt. Benson : But sir, what happened was there was a disturbance and brawl at the Kit Kat Club and so...
Police Captain : [again cutting him off] Never mind! How many did you bring in from the raid?
Sgt. Benson : Forty-six arrests.
Police Captain : Forty-six? What are you doing? Competing with Sing-Sing?
Sgt. Benson : No, sir.
Police Captain : Next thing, you'll be arresting women.
Sgt. Benson : Twenty. They're all back there.
Police Captain : Oh, no! How many children?
Sgt. Benson : None.
Police Captain : [sarcastic] Oh, how did you miss out on that?