Girl Happy (1965)

Peter Brooks: Brentwood Von Durgenfeld

Quotes 

• Brentwood Von Durgenfeld : I've given up the mental types. This is for me. Not much upstairs

  [looks admiringly at Sunny Daze] 

  Brentwood Von Durgenfeld : but what a staircase!

• Brentwood Von Durgenfeld : Her name is Deena Shepard. Don't waste your time. She has absolutely nothing up here.

  [points to his head] 

  Andy : Hey, yeah, what about all those other places?

• Brentwood Von Durgenfeld : I'm interested only in females with a mind. You take those girls out there. They're nothing. I mean, take away their bathing suits and - what do you have?

• Brentwood Von Durgenfeld : Valerie. I left her with Romano.

  Rusty Wells : Who's Romano?

  Brentwood Von Durgenfeld : Romano Orlada, he's a friend of mine. But, nothing special. A very shallow intellect. In fact a bore. All he ever thinks of is sex. Well, you know those Latins.

• Brentwood Von Durgenfeld : A girl with a mind at last. I'm Brentwood Von Durgenfeld. They call me BVD.