Girl Happy (1965) Poster

(1965)

Gary Crosby: Andy

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  • Andy : In the next life, I'd like to come back as a beach towel.

  • Andy : Who needs peanut butter with all this caviar around?

    Rusty Wells : Looks like our chaperone problem is taken care of itself.

    [Ogling bikini rear view of Deena walking along poolside, whistles] 

    Rusty Wells : Come here; speaking about caviar...

  • Andy : Oh boy, that Big Frank really threw us a curve!

    Doc : [Leering at the bikini-clad Valerie]  Yeah: a whole bunch of curves! How are we going to keep guys away from that?

    Wilbur : Impossible! That's like trying to hide Disneyland!

  • Rusty Wells : All right I'll be fare with everyone. We'll have a draw.

    Andy : A what?

    Rusty Wells : A number draw. The loser stays here on duty and keeps an eye on Val. What number am I thinking? All of you pick a number between one and ten.

    Andy : Seven.

    Wilbur : Two.

    Doc : Six.

    Rusty Wells : I'll say ten. The number was six. Sorry Doc, you loose!

  • Andy : This year, I'm not playin' the field. No more of this runnin' around with every chick I meet. No sir. This year, I'm gonna pick me out about a half a dozen chicks and go steady with 'em.

  • Brentwood Von Durgenfeld : Her name is Deena Shepard. Don't waste your time. She has absolutely nothing up here.

    [points to his head] 

    Andy : Hey, yeah, what about all those other places?

  • Rusty Wells : That's it boys, next stop: Fort Lauderdale! And girls!

    Andy : Girls!

    Wilbur : And more girls!

    Doc : I don't know, the roads are so icy, wouldn't it be better if we just waited a few days?

    Rusty Wells : Hmm-umm. Bikinis may go out of style.

  • Doc : The beach sure is crowded, huh, Andy?

    Andy : [starring out his binoculars]  Not half as crowded as that bathing suit.

  • Rusty Wells : Where is she? Where's Valerie? Is she all right?

    Wilbur : Yeah, she's all right but we woun't be as soon as Big Frank gets wind of this.

    Rusty Wells : I'm not worried about Big Frank. I gotta find her and explain.

    Doc : What have you got to explain?

    Andy : Wait a minute. How come all of a sudden you're so worried about her?

    [Rusty sheepishly looks at them as they all quickly figure out that he and Valerie are now romanticaly involved] 

    Wilbur : No... it can't be.

    Doc : You mean you and her... him and her...?

    Andy : The King is dead!

  • Doc : What happened?

    [as they walk into the Kit Kat Club after the fight] 

    Andy : Mice?

  • 'Wolf Call' O'Brien : Hey, Rusty! How'd you get out?

    Andy : What out? He's trying to get in!

    'Wolf Call' O'Brien : [to Rusty]  You mean you want to be in jail?

    Wilbur : It's to see a girl.

    Doc : But he can't get in. It's impossible.

    'Wolf Call' O'Brien : Interesting problem. Very interesting. A jail-break going the other way.

  • Rusty Wells : Wait a minute, guys! Who's gonna stay here and keep an eye on Valerie?

    Andy : I'm no good at protecting girls. I'm too well trained to get away! Now take Wilbur...

    Wilbur : [cutting him off]  No way! I'm no watchdog. I'm a hunting dog. How about Doc?

    Doc : [to Rusty]  Why don't you stay?

    Rusty Wells : Because I got to explain things to Deena tonight.

    Andy : If you can be with your girl, how come I can't be with mine?

    Rusty Wells : Because Deena's different. I'm in love with her.

    Wilbur : Yeah, your in love until she says no or dumps you.

    Rusty Wells : No, even if she says no, I'd still be in love with her. I'd miss her but I'd still love her.

  • Doc : Hey, Rusty! That Valerie dame's gotta go! You have to get rid of her some way.

    Andy : I can't take it anymore! This is more then you can expect of protecting a young woman from any decent, self-respsecting, sex maniac!

    Wilbur : Well, I'm still lucky. We've been here chasing around Valerie for two nights now, and I've haven't been slapped by my girl even once.

    Rusty Wells : Sorry. There's nothing we can do about it fellas.

    Doc : Yes, there is! Why don't you call Big Frank on the telephone right now and tell him that his daughter shoudn't be here!

    Rusty Wells : [after a pause]  I can't do it.

    Doc : Why not?

    Rusty Wells : I... I just can't. Big Frank might not like it.

    Andy : He'd appreciate it!

    Wilbur : He'd be crazy about it.

    Andy : Look, if you're chicken, I'll go phone him myself.

    Rusty Wells : I said it's too risky!

  • Rusty Wells : Who's going to stay and protect her?

    Andy : I'm no good at protecting girls. I'm too well trained the other way. Now, you take Wilbur here.

    Wilbur : No, wait a minute. No, I'm no watch dog. I'm a huntin' dog.

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