Help! (1965)

Leo McKern: Clang

Quotes 

• Clang : [offering a bagful of gold]  Psst! Hey, Be-a-tle! You shall have fun, yes?

  John : No thanks, I'm rhythm guitar and mouth organ.

• [Offering gold to Paul] 

  Clang : Hey, Be-a-tle! How about this, eh? Shufty gold! All of it pure gold in easy-to-handle denominational nuggets. Not marked, not a mark on 'em, eh?

  Paul : No, I hate them.

  Ahme : No!

  Paul : I I do! I mean, they make your fingers go green.

  Ahme : It is not the Beatle with the ring, he.

  Paul : Aren't I?

  Ahme : No unfortunately!

  [laughs as Paul gives her a dirty look] 

• Clang : Something must be done. Without the ring, there will be no sacrifice. Without the sacrifice, there will be no congregation. Without the congregation no more me.

  Bhuta : This is so.

  [Clang hits Bhuta] 

• [Hypnotism attempt over the phone from a public phone box] 

  Clang : Go to the window.

  John : Hey! It's them!

  [the Beatles block their ears] 

  Clang : Go to the window, Go to the window, Go to the window, Go to the window.

• Clang : [realizing the ring is gone]  The ring!

  Ahme : The ring!

  Bhuta : Has nobody looked in the wash basin?

• Clang : Quickly, quickly.

  Bhuta : Yes, yes.

  Clang : In, in.

  Bhuta : Right, right.

  Clang : All in together now Sir.

  [Harrods van won't start] 

  Clang : What! Arrgghh!

  Bhuta : Shilling

  Clang : Shilling?

  Bhuta : Oh, Shilling.

  Clang : Shilling, now.

  Bhuta : Off, off.

• Clang : Take this hastily scribbled note, hastily to acting Lance Corporal Bhuta. Off!