The Holy Man (1965)

Somen Bose: Nibaran

Quotes 

• Nibaran : There's a monk at the Jagannath Ghat. The Chili Baba. He gives a green chili to all the people who go to visit him. And eating those chilies is curing all their diseases.

• Professor Nani : Einstein used to visit him.

  Nibaran : Visit him?

  Professor Nani : He taught him.

  Nibaran : What?

  Professor Nani : Relativity. E=mc2.

  Nibaran : Baba taught him? He taught Einstein? He made this claim in public?

  Professor Nani : Yes!

  Nibaran : And people believed him?

  Professor Nani : They all applauded!

• Nibaran : He's an excellent actor. Understands mass psychology. He's educated. He has an amazing memory. And an imagination. Presence of mind, too. He has guts. What else does one need?

  Satya : Mother Earth!

  Nibaran : You may say he lacks honesty, but so do many so-called holy men.

• Satya : What if she says no?

  Nibaran : Idiot! "No" really means "yes."

• Nibaran : Can you feign fear?

  Nitai : Why feign? You've seen my missus. I only have to recall her sweet face.