Marriage on the Rocks (1965)
Dean Martin: Ernie Brewer
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Quotes
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Ernie Brewer : Mr. Turner, if your cars are built half as good as those girls, you're home free.
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Dan Edwards : One of these days all these girls are going to show up at the same time and you are going to get shot.
Ernie Brewer : Oh but what a cuckoo firing squad.
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Dan Edwards : Why don't you settle down and get married, find a nice girl.
Ernie Brewer : I did; but, you married her.
Dan Edwards : Oh, she just picked the better man.
Ernie Brewer : Yeah and you ought to be ashamed of yourself, eloping with an 18-year old kid and here I am in the twilight of my life, approaching middle age, a lonely bachelor. And what have I got?
Dan Edwards : Only the best collection of dames in the town.
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Valerie Edwards : Oh, sit down, Ernie, I'm not trying to make a pass at you. I'm merely trying to find out if anything's wrong with me.
Ernie Brewer : There's nothing wrong with you, Val, you're just as attractive today as you were the day I met you. In fact, I think you're much better looking now than you were then. And if I'm right, you were quite skinny.
Valerie Edwards : I wasn't skinny, I was 18. There's a difference.
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Ernie Brewer : Now, let me see, an application. The position is secretary. Oh, here it is. Well, it says here your first name is Kitty.
Kitty : Uh-huh, with two t's.
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Miss Blight : Mr. Brewer, our quota is 30 letters a day. We must make our quota.
Ernie Brewer : I know what we'll do Miss Blight. Why don't you write them and I'll just sign them.
Miss Blight : Oh, now, it won't take too long. My shorthand is 150 and my typing is 100.
Ernie Brewer : And Lola was 38-22-36.
Miss Blight : I beg pardon?
Ernie Brewer : I'm just dreaming. Just dreaming!
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Ernie Brewer : Look Dan, you can't force me to stay married to your wife.
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Ernie Brewer : David, give my regards to your parole board.