Mister Buddwing (1966)

Joe Mantell: 1st Cab Driver

Quotes 

• 1st Cab Driver : Where's that broad going anyway?

  Mister Buddwing : What broad?

  1st Cab Driver : The one in the cab up ahead.

  Mister Buddwing : Oh, watch it, he's turning.

  1st Cab Driver : I see. I see, already. You know, I had a blonde broad in here the other day. Gets in the cab stoned drunk, two in the afternoon, wants me to take her to Oyster Bay. I say, "Where in Oyster Bay, lady?" She says, "On the water." I say, "Where on water, lady?" She says, "You want me to take your number?" Right away, they want to take your number! Well, she don't take my number. Instead she sits back and relaxes all over the place. You know, what I mean? She relaxes. With her dress right up to there. Singing very dirty songs. I swear, I almost crashed the cab four times. Well, the pay off is, only $28 ride. She gives me a quarter tip. And says, "Mister you never had a ride like that in your life." She starts marching up the front walk. Just before she goes in the door, she turns - and she gives me a bump and a grind. Like she was in the Barley House in Union City. Was it worth it? I ask you. Boy, what a business!

• 1st Cab Driver : I get a ticket, you wanna pay the fine?

  Mister Buddwing : Y-yeah, okay. I'll pay the fine.

  1st Cab Driver : Yeah, you're all gonna pay the fine until it comes time to pay the fine then nobody wants to pay the fine.