Two on a Guillotine (1965)

Dean Jones: Val Henderson

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• Val Henderson : [wearing a mask of Duke's face]  Welcome to the Twilight Zone!

• Val Henderson : You're an amazing person, Cassie.

  Cassie Duquesne : Oh, yeah?

  Val Henderson : Yeah.

  Cassie Duquesne : How come?

  Val Henderson : Well, because you have every reason in the world to be bitter and you're not.

  Cassie Duquesne : Bitter; that is just a word that angry people use to hide the fact they want to be loved, that's all.

• Val Henderson : How you feeling?

  Cassie Duquesne : Oh, fine. Things sure look better in the morning, don't they?

• Cassie Duquesne : [on the phone with Val]  You know that room on the third floor that's always locked? Well it was open. There's a box in there that has a woman's body in it with no head!

  Val Henderson : Cassie, it's got to be just another trick from your father's act.

  Cassie Duquesne : I don't care! Come over here, Val, please!

• Val Henderson : It's been a great performance, Dolly.

  Dolly Bast : Damn you.

  Val Henderson : Vaudeville's dead. Nobody's asking for an encore.